Dr. Demento Presents the Greatest Novelty Records of All Time
Various Artists
Year: 1985
Genre: Humor
Format: FLAC
Media: Digital Only
Personnel
Tracks
| # | Title | Artist | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| Disc 1 of 6 | |||
| 1 | The Okeh Laughing Record | 2:45 | |
| 2 | Hooray for Captain Spaulding | 3:08 | |
| 3 | Inka Dinka Doo | 1:38 | |
| 4 | Minnie the Moocher | 3:09 | |
| 5 | I'm Popeye the Sailor Man | 2:26 | |
| 6 | Three Little Fishes | 3:03 | |
| 7 | I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones | 3:14 | |
| 8 | Cocktails for Two | 2:57 | |
| 9 | Too Fat Polka | 3:00 | |
| 10 | I'm My Own Grandpa | 3:03 | |
| 11 | Smoke, Smoke, Smoke (That Cigarette) | 2:52 | |
| 12 | Shaving Cream | 2:39 | |
| 13 | The Freckle Song | 2:38 | |
| 14 | Pico and Sepulveda | 2:27 | |
| Disc 2 of 6 | |||
| 1 | The Purple People Eater | 2:12 | |
| 2 | Transfusion | 2:23 | |
| 3 | Flying Saucer | 4:17 | |
| 4 | The Battle of Kookamonga | 2:36 | |
| 5 | Stranded in the Jungle | 3:02 | |
| 6 | The Mummy | 1:59 | |
| 7 | Russian Bandstand | 2:08 | |
| 8 | The Thing | 2:18 | |
| 9 | Masochism Tango | 2:47 | |
| 10 | Little Blue Riding Hood | 3:26 | |
| 11 | Sunday Driving | 2:39 | |
| 12 | One of These Days | 3:08 | |
| 13 | The Dinghy Song | 2:47 | |
| 14 | Eloise | 2:14 | |
| Disc 3 of 6 | |||
| 1 | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (on the Bedpost Overnight) | 2:30 | |
| 2 | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | 2:20 | |
| 3 | Martian Hop | 2:10 | |
| 4 | Alley-Oop | 2:42 | |
| 5 | Gitarzan | 3:09 | |
| 6 | Surfin' Bird | 2:19 | |
| 7 | Hello Mudduh, Hello Fadduh! | 2:49 | |
| 8 | Monster Mash | 3:07 | |
| 9 | Mr. Custer | 3:03 | |
| 10 | They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! | 2:09 | |
| 11 | The Eggplant That Ate Chicago | 2:40 | |
| 12 | Bounce Your Boobies | 3:10 | |
| 13 | Tip-Toe Thru' the Tulips With Me | 1:48 | |
| 14 | So Long, Mom (a Song for World War III) | 1:34 | |
| Disc 4 of 6 | |||
| 1 | Short People | 2:54 | |
| 2 | Junk Food Junkie | 3:03 | |
| 3 | My Bologna | 2:20 | |
| 4 | Fish Heads | 2:22 | |
| 5 | Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out | 2:43 | |
| 6 | The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati | 2:07 | |
| 7 | Pencil Neck Geek | 3:26 | |
| 8 | Time Warp | 3:16 | |
| 9 | King Tut | 2:10 | |
| 10 | Earache My Eye | 5:18 | |
| 11 | My Dead Dog Rover | 2:18 | |
| 12 | Dead Skunk | 3:05 | |
| 13 | Dead Puppies | 2:09 | |
| Disc 5 of 6 | |||
| 1 | Eat It | 3:16 | |
| 2 | Fast Food | 2:22 | |
| 3 | The Curly Shuffle | 2:54 | |
| 4 | Bedrock Rap / Meet the Flintstones | 2:59 | |
| 5 | The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun | 4:40 | |
| 6 | Rock 'N' Roll Doctor | 3:20 | |
| 7 | Rappin' Rodney | 5:03 | |
| 8 | Marvin I Love You | 3:52 | |
| 9 | The Scotsman | 2:23 | |
| 10 | Another One Rides the Bus | 2:34 | |
| 11 | Take Off | 4:44 | |
| 12 | Existential Blues | 6:10 | |
| Disc 6 of 6 | |||
| 1 | All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth | 3:07 | |
| 2 | The Twelve Days of Christmas | 3:21 | |
| 3 | I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas | 2:34 | |
| 4 | Santa and the Satellite | 2:58 | |
| 5 | A Christmas Carol | 1:45 | |
| 6 | Green Christmas | 6:51 | |
| 7 | Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer | 3:25 | |
| 8 | I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas | 3:14 | |
| 9 | Nuttin' for Christmas | 2:21 | |
| 10 | Wreck the Halls With Boughs of Holly | 2:27 | |
| 11 | I'm a Christmas Tree | 1:10 | |
| 12 | Santa Claus and His Old Lady | 6:23 | |